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But, Shteyngart is a master of turning tirades into sensibility, and existential dread into wisdom. The characters, not the author, own their political rants and righteous indignation. It contrasts the banality of our self-made fiction against the hopelessness of the world as it really is.

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Lake Success largely follows Barry Cohen, a moderate Republican, hedge fund manager whose marriage and business venture appear on the verge of collapse, the former under the weight of a disabled child and the latter embroiled in shady business practices that Barry refuses to acknowledge are morally and legally questionable. On the verge of financial and personal collapse, Barry sets out on a personal journey of self-discovery, taking a Greyhound bus across the Beautiful women seeking casual sex Olympia United States to find his former college sweetheart to show her that he is not the cynical money hungry banker she refused to marry.

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What better symbol of the emptiness of wealth?

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Feb 20, Trish rated it really liked it Shelves: I listened to this novel months ago—just about the time it came out. He is not dismissive; I think he likes us.

The main character in this novel, Barry Cohen, is nothing if not representative of what we have taught ourselves to be: What introspection we have is wasted on divining the motivations of others rather than our own triggers. Barry is a man America loves to hate. He is a successful hedge fund manager who emerged from the economic crisis in fine shape—it was only his clients who suffered.

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Because we win, we are meant to win. Yes, this all takes place in the first year of the Trump administration. Barry Cohen is hard to take. Barry is not a very nice person, really. He simply is not reflective enough. His adventures are quite something, but we grow Hung asian cub looking for a housewife lonely lady of his queer decision-making and slow recognition that he does, in fact, love his imperfect family.

In an enlightening interview with The GuardianShteyngart acknowledges the story is about racism: Jun 30, Kasa Cotugno rated it it was amazing Shelves: Oct 10, Bonnie rated it it was amazing Shelves: A few weeks back I read Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine and was terribly bothered by all the comments indicating Eleanor Massage erotic store Lake Success on the autism spectrum.

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Barry found a world that provided him with simple and clear rules for success, and that was comforting. So he lived by those rules, made the money that was the singular indicator of success in that world, and he is baffled and terrified when Massage erotic store Lake Success following all the rules he had a blooming SEC investigation, a son with severe autism who cannot stick to an assigned script, a wife whose sole focus is their child, and a house in Rhinebeck where he can't get the sinks he wants.

For people who can only deal with a world where following rules absolutely is the only thing that tethers them learning that rule-following won't always lead to an expected result can be shattering. Much like many Americans shattered when the script for what makes a president was shot to hell on November 9th He was adrift, filled with love and longing he could not express or reduce Massage erotic store Lake Success rules.

Don't get me wrong, Barry was a shallow greedy man, but also one with goodness within, goodness that grew over time. Compare the Barry of the "Billionaire Trading Cards" for Black kids plan with the Barry who partied with the ASD crowd and avoided the neurotypicals at his son's bar mitzvah if you doubt Massage erotic store Lake Success growth.

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This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. I consider that an accomplishment in itself, Massage erotic store Lake Success how little I liked this book. Looking over the reviews here on GR, I see plenty of people enjoyed this book, or at least thought it was deserving of awards, or found it meaningful, or that it represented the times we are currently living in, or that it spoke to them, Free sexy Trzebiatkowa that it was very Massage erotic store Lake Success, or relatable and so on.

I can't say I agree with any of that. Instead, I'll say why I hated this book. The only reason I read th I finished it. The only reason I read this book was because I read Shteyngart's previous book, Super Sad True Love Story which was gifted to me, and found it to be an odd bird full of surprises which stretched my boundaries and left me thinking I should read whatever Shteyngart came up with next.

I disliked this novel from the first page. But I thought I should soldier on and see where the author was going with it. I don't usually force myself to finish books, Life's too short, too many great books, etcbut kept thinking maybe the author would delight and surprise me with the next chapter, the way he did with his previous book. When the surprise came, I wanted to hurl. Maybe there were a lot of surprising things to other readers in this story. Probably there were, come to think of it.

But I've been called an Honorary New Yorker many times in my life, and everyone knows New Yorkers are used to all kinds of craziness, so not much surprises me.

But the surprise was more in the details than in the actual thing. Now I'm stuck with that image for life.

I'm thinking of suing Shteyngart for that. From the publisher's description now, describing the protagonist Barry Cohen: Did I miss something? I must've been reading a different book. This was NOT a funny affair.

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Ok maybe, see the following. Divorced from the real world as most of us know it: I just found it very painful and very sad I just wanted it to end.

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