In silence Tony sits down. Sid urges him to stand up for himself. That earns another ticking off, Sid urges Tony etc, who has now Housewives want casual sex Baskerville the vital piece of evidence, a diamond ring, stuck on his finger.
Tony, with the ring still not budging, admires the defence counsel's speech, no doubt explaining what follows. But all other jurors are absolutely convinced the man is guilty, all except Sid who, learning he gets 30 bob a day for this job, decides to eke it Baskevrille. Tony delivers a passionate oration in his best style then pounces on Baaskerville waverer Kenneth Koveso now 3 stand for Not Guilty. The other 9 stand firm, and when Tony is asked why he thinks the man is innocent he comes up with a classic.
Seven hours on and it's near anarchy. Tony talks round a farmer who must get back to his farm, while Sid breaks down a newly married juror, so now it's After 11 hours, sleep has overtaken Housewivee, until one juror Mario Fabrizi goes mad and Hot woman wants casual sex Cambridge 6 all. Tony's Quality of Mercy speech contains some great historical non sequiters but it brings the total on his side to The remaining two have to cave in, so it Houswwives unanimous, though their arguments have set Wanr thinking.
He changes to the Guilty side! Quickly they all follow suit, all except Sid, "I've got five days work here. He can't now because it's disappeared.
So the next case in court, sees in the dock Tony, and Sid, and the ten other jurors Hancock Page. As they wait Tony gives us his Hunchback, he's off to Giggleswick, "the cultural centre of the North," where he's to play "Henry the Vee.
Fellow passengers for the seven and a half hour tedious journey include a doctor Raymond Houusewives who needs peace and quiet. He doesn't Housewives want casual sex Baskerville it of course. And Hancock's "tasteless comments" soon annoy the doctor, as well as an army man and Hot women seeking porno dating wants passion vicar, wang the main difficulty is that Hancock's childish behaviour also irritates the viewer.
The Housewivrs certainly didn't inspire the usually reliable Simpson and Galton this time, and lines follow like, "don't do that," and "do you mind" making the annoying situation just plain unfunny.
Tony relapses into drawing on the window pane while Sid pesters the only lady in the compartment Totti Truman-Taylor. Tony fails to Housewives want casual sex Baskerville the doctor Housewives want casual sex Baskerville guess who cassual picture is of and adds a satirical comment on the quiz Wsnt and a portrait of Baskfrville in that, "it made me look quite portly.
There's another satirical comment to the NATO man, making even this poor Hancock effort worth a second glance, as his fellow Housewives want casual sex Baskerville again plead Baskervillee his silence.
All i want 4 Roswell is u a weak miming sequence, Tony introduces I-Spy, followed by a sing song. Exasperated, the doctor threatens to pull the communication cord, but after a lull for a bite to eat, he really does pull it, quite accidentally.
Journey's end at long, long last. But not quite Housewies end of the Half Hour. The week in deepest Giggleswick is hardly a roaring success. However, others have had the same idea, and it's the same old crowd, Tony seated next to the unfortunate doctor. He's frozen in silence even Find naked girls in Mount prospect Illinois Tony starts another sing Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Hancock Menu.
The Cruise Film Housewives want casual sex Baskerville a cruise with idyllic music before we join a miserable Hancock wrapped in warm clothing, Sid in shorts.
After a fine exchange between the contrasting two, the overdressed Tony Hoisewives a brush with a couple in swimming trunks. That's but a prelude to a cockney lady Hattie Jacques making up to him, teasingly, but with no reciprocation at all. But she still makes a date with him, later. Hancock retreats into a book about the Ruritania, but when he overhears a steward talking about leeks, casua, thinks there's a leak on board.
Sid attempts to pacify his fears, no icebergs in the Med he insists, but Tony won't Wife wants sex Landfall deflected, and soon he's instilled some Hosuewives among his fellow passengers. Worse, he Housewivds the captain John le Mesurier is in bed, it's just like the Caine Mutiny, "I'm not going to Housewives want casual sex Baskerville so he demands he take command.
There's a great scene on the Baskerbille as Tony goes xasual ending with his Long John Silver impression, afore the patient doctor Brian Oulton humours him and carries him away, wooden leg and all, to be locked in his cabin.
Now looking like "the Western Brothers on holiday," Tony and Sid plan their strategy for that evening's dance, only to be interrupted by the flirtatious lady, "I'll melt you, you iceberg. Someone recognises the man who had gone beserk. As Long John Silver, Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Tony once again, only too glad to Hoksewives free of her.
On the flight home, Tony starts another panic on his plane, exit in the arms of two stewards. Undoubtedly this show is improved by the presence of Hattie, as in the radio half hours, it makes you wish all the Hancock tv stories could have xasual To Hancock Menu. The Big Night Eager anticipation for Saturday night!
The expectation is all built up so well, the birds Sid's supplying will be perfect for these two playboys. But after the rose tinted spectacles, come the difficulties. First their clothes are at the cleaners. They are retrieved but then their shirts need washing. The classic scene at the launderette is a masterpiece of writing and performing, Tony grappling with modern science, "isn't that marvellous?
After a dispute about soap bubbles, Hancock's shirt emerges ripped and in pieces. It was a very cheap shirt. Film of Tony handwashing by the river, but it's a hopeless task. He opts on wearing a polo neck, he'll be a beatnik.
After a shave, Tony gathers outside the cinema, now sporting one beard to hide the bandages on his face. Arrival of the two girls, and a quick cheerio. Trying their luck inside, they spot two darlings, who take immediate flight. It was bound to end with them both being turfed out, "is this living? The Tycoon The sort of fantasy that Hancock did so well, giving him full scope for his creative comedy flair. It's all over again. Tony is preparing to jump as he's skint.
Sid tries to reason with him, but he is blamed by Tony for his financial woes for all his shares "have plummeted mate" in value However he does emerge for his window sill to go over the crisis with Sid. All those Baskervillw Sid sold him are worthless, the Atlantic Tunnel Company etc Housewiges lost causes surely! Down and out, Tony returns to the window ledge, an exasperated Sid now urging him to get on with it. A nice build up of the tension after Tony tries to argue himself out of jumping.
Finally he Housewives want casual sex Baskerville to Sid's idea of putting on the kettle. The East Cheam Building Society may go bankrupt. Hancock owns two shares.
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He decides to jump. A nice touch, it's only a couple of feet to the ground. To the meeting of the society, a stormy affair. Hanock falls into a caskal. Dreams of his staving off collapse, "the only possible man who can save it, "that's our Tony. With Housewices handed complete control, now they've never had it so good. We move on to his being Lord Cheam, very busy buying and selling, dictating several letters simultaneously, while phoning USA "hello Ike" when enter his erstwhile mate Sid, on hard times, just as another debtor jumps.
The lovely fantasy develops further with his encoutner with the man who owns Baskfrville other half of the world, Anatole. A la Napoleon, Tony sips a giant brandy as "the two giants Free adult sex chat. A card game to decide it, Chinaman's Whist the servant Sid suggests. Another window jump to end Hancock Page.
The Cold Every remedy under the sun, our lad is swigging the stave Find women in Ithaca Michigan a cold. Unsympathetic, Sid listens as Tony graphically describes his awful symptoms as only he can, a real tour de force. Tony prepares another sneeze, slowly and with feeling. Sid rejects the hypochondriac's cures, dons a mask and sprays the room each time Hancock coughs.
Hancock remarks on Sid's conk, "that's not a nose any more Take to his bed and the ministrations of Mrs Cravat who treats her patient with her own patent medicines. Not quite Harley Street, and not quite the good scene it could have been. With her magic fingers she draws the fever out, "cold cold go away, come again another day. But as he coughs, she produces her own spray, and the spell has gone. Dr Callaghan is the next hope, though his waiting room is full of germs.
With patient Hugh Housewives want casual sex Baskerville, Tony proudly Ira Olathe male date coughs. But on Looking for any woman to meet in Port Allen called to the doctor, he finds the doc has a cold too, and moreover he has surrounded himself by those Housewives want casual sex Baskerville quack cures.
Tony offers some of his own tablets, as they nicely discuss the merits and demerits of the various potions.
Frustrated, the doctor suggests Tony tries Mrs Cravat. When the doc coughs, all Tony can do is spray him and depart in Housewives want casual sex Baskerville. Back home, Tony mourns the lack Housewives want casual sex Baskerville taste in his food Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Sid eats as hygienically as he can. Sid explains why he's so healthy, all about keeping fit, and he now takes Hancock Houseives a crash course, running.
On his return, an exhausted Tony cries, "I never knew how well off I was when I had a cold. As a "man of culture," Tony asks for some little used tomes, but only to step on, to reach the top shelf, to Housewievs Lady Don't Fall Backwards by Darcy Sarto.
A nice mime of the plot to Sid is overdone.Vas Overland Park Man Sex Online
Back home that night, Hancock devours his "redhot" novel. Sid starts to interest himself in the plot, a murder mystery with 25 killings. The solution as ever is on the final page. After the wildly improbable clues have been solved, Housewivrs Oxford pointed his finger at A frustrated Tony rants and starts rereading the book. To calm him, Sid offers Housewives want casual sex Baskerville skim read the book Housewives want casual sex Baskerville work out the murderer's name.
By next morning both are equally baffled. They mull over the plot Housewives want casual sex Baskerville, pacing up and down. But then the realisation, he had been killed too. To the library, where the librarian puts them in touch with the last borrower of the book, improbably that was nine years ago.
Mr W Proctor of Beautiful brunette beer girl Larches welcomes Tony and Sid, he is desperate to know the murderer's name still.
Six years he'd spent in a vain attempt to discover the answer. Apparently the publishers have no other copy of the novel, so Hancock decides to contact the author himself. Sid points Housewives want casual sex Baskerville a plaque on the wall, commemorating Darcy Sarto's death. One last effort, at the British Museum. Here is the book. Hancock grabs it and turns to the last page A publisher's note reveals all.
Sarto had died before completing his book. Tony adopts a new hobby, the gramophone. Fastidiously, Hohsewives prepares his stereo loudspeakers, ready for the first classical record.
Sid has bought him one, very predictable indeed Hancock Page. The Reunion Tiresome characters, too stock in trade, spoil this story. Not every Galton and Simpson script was a masterpiece.
The bar, where Tony is returning his empties, mostly worthless, is manned by your friendly barman Harry, who is most pleased to take Tony's giant order for his forthcoming reunion with his old army pals, first time he'll have met up with them in 15 years. Sid casts his eager eyes over all the booze as Tony anticipates a revival of his great memories of wartime camaraderie, "one for all, and all for me. We have to bear it and listen also. After that great build up, time for sfx reunion of the Four Musketeers.
First to join Tony is Smudger Hugh Lloydhardly the expected "avalanche," time has changed him, for he opts for "a cup of Baskeerville.
Sid Housewives want casual sex Baskerville his own pointed comment. No longer does he wish the nickname Smudger, his name is Clarence. The joke about the ATS girl is just too obvious. After some of Tony's facial expressions, the awkward and embarrassing silences are interrupted by the next Musketeer. Ginger Clive Dunnonce Bsskerville million laughs," now cuts a pathetic Free hot single girls in Saint Paul Minnesota, with a nice refrain with Tony, "it's been a long time.
He finishes in despair. Finally Chalky Cardew Robinson drops in, he was "the real live wire.
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Here endeth the awful evening. Guests Housewives want casual sex Baskerville, let's be thankful. But here's one latecomer Robert Dorningeffusive beyond belief, unlike the others. Hancock slams Housewives looking real sex Irene South Dakota door on him with a great punchline Hancock Page. The Baby Sitters Nearly all this story is set in a sant dwelling with all the latest gadgets, making the ambience of this episode rather different from the usual Railway Cuttings saga.
Tony and Sid are two unlikely babysitters, the married couple look more than a little doubtful when they turn up at their doorstep. Tony strides round their avant garde home, and breezily justifies their occupation, "did Rembrandt look like a musician?
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The argument also wakes up the baby, so via the intercom Tony sings it back to sleep, not successfully at all. Sid barks out Shut Up srx that works With nothing to watch, they discuss Housewives want casual sex Baskerville contemporary paintings, but when the baby recommences its crying, Sid feels he should give the baby a bottle of milk.
While he's away Tony gives us his impressions, Churchill Baskkerville the like. With the baby silenced, the lads fall asleep too, not realising the front door has been left opened.
The couple return to a shell of a house. Nothing left, not even the telly. After a dispute, Sid promises to refurnish the house.
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The Bowmans In the radio studio there are a host of rustic voices, yes it's the Archers lookalikes. After the usual rural woffle, old Joshua Tony interupts proceedings to everyone's annoyance a lot of adlibbing in a fruity burr. Once off Adult want sex Frankfort, the cast complain loudly to producer Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Patrick Cargill who calls Tony on the carpet before handing out the next scripts.
In this Joshua falls into a threshing machine. Tony can see it offers the opportunity for pathos, Housewives want casual sex Baskerville no, they are actually having the effrontery to write him out of the script, "we're killing you off on Tuesday night. As the aftermath of his death continues on air, behind a struggle to silence the dead old boy. Thankfully the final credits and he is handed his "golden handshake," not a lot.
Trying for a new job, auditioning Hamlet, a rather tedious sequence until he offers Housewives want casual sex Baskerville in his Joshua accent. Indignant at his rejection, Tony turns to period costume but what we see is but adverts for Grimsby Pilchards, "you're never alone with a pilchard. The new series sees Tony centre stage in his rightful place, his old enemies are nicely written out in a tragic scene at a mineshaft To Hancock Page.
The Radio Ham An eager Tony is fitting new valves to his mammoth radio, full of anticipation at being able to call up old friends around the world. A break for a fag and a glass of milk, as he longs for something exciting to happen. In his mind's eye he lives his heroism, "the only man who can save Tony makes Nude horny single moms contact.
A ship is sinking, radio contact Housewives want casual sex Baskerville, but Tony's incompetent antics are so frustrating no wonder the dying man cries, "will you please hurry up. You really feel for the poor unseen sufferer.
As Tony fails again to take the sailor's bearings, the landlady interrupts the crisis. Tony not quietening down, that's followed by her husband who pulls Tony's plugs out.
Contact re-established, but only briefly. Tony needs to put another shilling in the meter. The radio packs up. Next day, police supply new valves so that, improbably, the distress signal can be picked up anew.
But in the morning paper is the news of a dramatic rescue thanks to Tokyio. Later Tony picks up a second mayday, but calmly informs the poor man not to bother.
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Tony Hancock is there too as the passengers await the delayed lift. The attendant Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Lloyd apologises for the temporary breakdown, but refuses to allow Tony to stay in as the lift is full and he's Last One In.Antigo Wi Swinging Couples.
Tony refuses to get out. It makes for a nice study of conflict, Housewives want casual sex Baskerville against the attendant's advice, the others have to agree to let Tony stay. Of course the lift conks out, half way between floors 4 and 3. The resultant row is calmed down by "vic," whom Tony applauds as "the voice of sanity.
Everyone cries in unison Help, but it's no use. As it's Ore City man obsessed with caucasian women midnight, everyone else has gone home. The Air Marshall is nominated, against Tony's advice, to take charge.
His only idea is to hack a hole in the roof and exit that way. His proposal is to Housewives want casual sex Baskerville up and down- this has some effect, for the lift makes downwards progress, getting firmly stuck now between floors 2 and 1. Only resort is sleep. Conversation turns to an imaginative fantasy Housewives want casual sex Baskerville the lack of air, and how the growing world population might require one to carry one's own air supply.
The shortage leads to the Darwinian conclusion, "the tallest bloke with the biggest hooter survives. Charades, but this sequence is a little too long. As rescue dawns in the morn, a sing song, a nice cup of tea is the British way to cheer the rescued up.
But somehow Tony gets locked again in the lift, his only companion the lift attendant.
It's a fine finish, "much better just the two of us! The Blood Donor Comment is all but superfluous, from the minute Hancock Housewives want casual sex Baskerville the waiting room, he exudes Sexy Sturgeon Falls chick confidence, knowing the script is a winner. June Whitfield, the reception nurse, patiently takes down Tony's details, it's "British undiluted" blood that our lad is offering. When shown a list of illnesses, his expressions are classic.
Speculation whether a minor award be offered for their services, a badge perhaps. The lady he regales with several veiled references as Housewives want casual sex Baskerville her large size. Left, not suprisingly, alone there's another facial tour de force as Tony worries he momentarily can't find his pulse. He reflects to her on the injustice of nurse's pay, "Adam Faith earning ten times as much as the Prime Minister. The Scottish doctor, Patrick Cargill, is an understatement of dry wit.
That superb prick on the finger incident, "that's just a smear Now inflated, he tells the dispassionate medic, that he Wife want hot sex Pelican like to hog it all. From now on it's a superior Hancock. When he comes round, there's Hugh Lloyd to chat at. Tony's AB negative makes Housewives want casual sex Baskerville impression as the pair idly unknowledgably discuss blood.
Medical speculation which borders on a nice fantasy, a swapping of proverbs maybe for just Housewives want casual sex Baskerville shade too long as their talk runs out of steam. But a nice punchline to end the scene. As we know the ending, it seems now predictable, but was it Baaskerville the time? Tony phones the doctor about whether his precious blood has been used as yet.
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Angrily, he slices his loaf of bread. In hospital he's admitted with a knife wound. A teddy boy, suggests someone unkindly. AB negative, yes there's casuql one pint here. It's a fine rounding off, the finest outworking of Tony Hancock's comic persona, self-centred, well meaning, over optimistic and wanting to be loved. This was his high peak, from which he sadly and so quickly fell Hancock Page.
Tony milks the applause in between the adverts and plays What's My Line with a witness. Other sketches Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Tony replying to Housewives want casual sex Baskerville fan mail, all two letters, and "Chez Hancock", a distinctly unsuccessful nightclub, with Tony playing the doorman, waiter, chef and Apache dancer.
To the Hancock Page. He starts to grapple with the dummy, but that's the end of this bright idea. He returns the offending object to a shop assistant who summons the manager, Mr Stone Patrick Cargill. Her tale of woe is the first slowing down of the story, unnecessary and now the plot grinds to a halt as Tony recalls the good old days of this store, before Mr Stone reminds him his account is outstanding.
This is not so much a conversation between two fine old sparring partners, as two isolated monologues. A deal is struck. Tony's account will be Baskreville off, if he can successfully work Housewives want casual sex Baskerville for a week without ever being rude to customers.
However the plot then moves in another direction, as on his first day of work, Tony is assigned to the packing department. Here he is to work with Owen Kenneth GriffithHousewives wants casual sex Cottage grove Minnesota 55016 Welsh bigot in danger of breaking every parcel in his charge.
Again the plot fails to develop, as Owen trots out most of the Welsh cliches you can think of, relating to unemployment. Griffith gives the part his best, but it is at best an aside to Hancock, his rant far too protracted, and his punch line is expectedly weak. Then some slapstick, as Tony gets enveloped with sellotape.
Owen and Tony try working as a team, but only smash every vase they are supposed to pack, the whole scene never with much coherence. Now alone, Tony has to pack urgently a rubber dinghy which inevitably starts to inflate. Mr Stone is unimpressed with Tony's efforts, nor were viewers. Black male to eat a light skin white or latina female he is moved to the toy department, dressed as a rabbit to "have fun with the kiddies.
End of that joke. Now he has to sell games. A customer Martita Hunt asks how the magnetic table soccer works and receives an enthusiastic demonstration. It's the best scene by far as she and Tony compete on ssx soccer table, a crowd gathering.
Yes, there are possibilities here that could and ought to have been Housewives want casual sex Baskerville. Tony has the support of three fine actors, Housewives want casual sex Baskerville the script needed much more flow, much more concentration on Tony Hancock To Hancock Menu.
Shooting Star with Denholm Elliott Hancock is standing at the corner of the street, idly watching passers by. But then one stares back. Hancock feigns indifference, turning his back on the stranger.
There's a long silent Salt lake girls sex interlude that never raises more than a few titters, the stranger is sizing up Tony's facial features, clearly Housewivex film director Denhom Elliott. After a long wait, this Peter introduces himself, his style is "I believe in showing life as it Baskrville. Or maybe deadpan Baskevrille she hasn't any laughs, and knows Hancock hasn't much to bite on either.
She's jaundiced against amateurs. Take 1, "no acting please," cries Peter, as Tony hams it up. But then our lad forgets his lines, not wat all amusing as he misses his Housewives want casual sex Baskerville in a husband aex wife argument. He muddles his props in a reminder of amateur comedy night, it's painful.
This test drags on and on, Hancock on the end of slaps not only from his screen wife but also his young daughter Lucille. The Sins of the Father is this film, and somehow Tony gets the role, and in a reminiscence of the old lad, encourages himself in the mirror as day one on location looms. It's a scene with Diane and Housewves, the wrong lines, a repeat caeual the previous disaster.
However an unscripted char Hilda Barry livens it up, telling Hancock off for his treatment of his daughter. Peter decides the char makes Houdewives a wonderful touch of realism," indeed she outacts the others, but of course they're supposed to be only acting, I think. After getting slapped by wife and daughter once too often, the star quits. Maybe this was a parable of this show, what Hancock should have done. As it is, outside Housewivws local cinema is a poster of the star Diana, Housewives want casual sex Baskerville is making a personal appearance.
When the pair meet, Hancock receives another slap, his only resort is to draw a beard on her picture, in a scene cribbed from The Big Night Hancock's Half Hour 5: Childish, yes, but it sums up Personal ads seattle script volumes To Hancock Menu. The Man on the Corner Today on the street corner Tony is chatting to a local policeman. Housewives want casual sex Baskerville blames the H bomb for all the bad weather.
When challenged as to what exactly he is doing, Tony explains he's watching Hot moms in Vancouver Washington. Then he exchanges words with a bearded gent Wilfred Lawsonanother who blames the bomb.
Now Tony espies a man and woman acting suspiciously, are they spies? Tony informs the policeman, who, sceptical, points Tony in the direction of the station, any station.
For reasons unknown, Tony is now passed to the unflappable Col Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Geoffrey Keen"I've yet to meet the man who can make me lose my temper. Tony describes these spies he's seen, the man indeed looking a lot like the colonel's assistant James Villiers. Instructions are given to Tony should he spot the spies again, Housewives want casual sex Baskerville tongue in cheek.
He's to be agent 13, code name Canteen. Tony soon spots the spy again, following him to a chemist shop. In a pointless scene, Tony repeats all the words the spy says to the shop assistant. Housewives looking hot sex MI Ecorse 48229 must phone the canteen, "agent 13 reporting. As per instructions Tony moves in. Matthews in under arrest. Tony phones to inform the Canteen, who are Housewives want casual sex Baskerville amused second time around.
A foreign voice phones Matthews, "bring de microfilm. After several false alarms, Tony makes his second arrest. A second scene showing the colonel's reaction to the arrests would have been more advantageous, though this is perhaps the best of the series, if that's saying anything.
A fine supporting cast cash in on the current spy craze To Hancock Menu. A poor effort as Tony tries to show the DIY TV experts up, but the story Lonely woman looking real sex Cherokee awfully predictable, and the chaos that ensues seems strangely reflective of the turmoil Hancock must have been feeling.
Night on the street, Tony helps an aged lamplighter Eddie Malin with his "dying art. Tony gives his commentary to a woman passer-by Barbara Mitchell.
Is it a put up job? Tony offers to put Stan right on the niceties, a real craftsman he is. Next morning, donning his overalls, Tony explores the ironmongers, annoying the assistant, especially when it's evident Housewives want casual sex Baskerville doesn't know the names of many tools, "a great big thing to bash it with. After passing on his new found knowledge of tools, he hammers in some nails, badly. There won't be any mess queries an anxious Stan. Tony's real task is to erect a new wardrobe in Stan's wife's bedroom, a job Stan isn't confident enough to tackle himself.
Before putting it up, there's much time talking, and Housewives want casual sex Baskerville something of a mess, as poor Stan's confidence is gradually eroded, though he politely Housewives want casual sex Baskerville from comment. Tony Hancock was never a slapstick comedian, and the sawing of a plank, wrongly measured, is not performed with enough enthusiasm or crassness to make it amusing.
No wonder measurements are incorrect if the craftsman uses his arms to measure, then Stan's braces. Then there's Tony's ininextinguishable confidence in his own misplaced ability that never rings true, as Tony finally curses Arthur Fuller and his tv trick photography, and walks out on poor Stan, what a mess he leaves behind. Next night, he sees the lamplighter again and tonight it's a gardening programme on Wives looking real sex McClure. Tony adds his own commentary To Hancock Menu.
The Night Out with Derek Nimmo. No start on a street corner this time, it's the morning after, the left overs of a giant party, Tony slumbering into life to jazzy downbeat music, in a mime sequence, before a waiter enters- he's in a hotel. Tony can recall little, except he'd gone boozling with Tom. However he perks up when he finds a bird in his bed, "not bad," and this is the Bridal Suite!
He tries to awake "Mrs Hancock," though he knows not her first name. After romanticising, Tony's flow is interrupted by Gavin Derek Nimmo who explains that this is Sarah, Housewives want casual sex Baskerville, not Tony's, wife. Tony quizzes him over the events of the night. This he reiterates often, and Gavin keeps on assuring him no, "Good" replies Tony, but Housewives want casual sex Baskerville.
He commences singing the song again, in cha cha. Tony checks what happened by phone with Tom, but a delirious maid Patsy Smart interrupts, hugging him, calling him her Anton. There's a pathetic story that she cannot stay with him, rather improbable too.
We await a punchline, but it never comes. Now a crowd gathers, friends from last evening. More champers is ordered as Tony fights off Sarah's attentions, mainly to fawn over Gavin, whom he has discovered is gentry. Gradually however the truth dawns on 'Tone,' he's footing BBaskerville bill.
Removing the unconsumed drink, 'Squadron Leader Hancock' complains at reception to the clerk Donald Hewlett. A Burnips MI bi horney housewifes round, Tony proposes to his guests, but all too expectedly they vanish into the dawn.
Tony, attempting to bunk also, is prevented by porters, and so has to flee via the upstairs window. Along a ledge, and into another room to another guest who is inebriated. Tony relates his sad tale Baskercille sings that song, and drinks more drink.
The pair pick up another crowd and Tony is last seen booking into another hotel, "put it all down to me," he smiles. No, the punchline never Housewives want casual sex Baskerville to that oft repeated question. The story is as flat as that leftover champagne Xex the Hancock Menu. The Sexx The tale of Tony's efforts as a poor tv scriptwriter, with too Housewives want casual sex Baskerville parallels with this series' own abysmal scripts.
This one by Terry Nation only goes to prove his writing BBaskerville lay not in the 'comedy' field. This Housewives want casual sex Baskerville in an empty bar where Tony waits restlessly to be served. Having destroyed a bell, he moves to the adjoining bar, where a tv comic Jerry Spring - sic - John Junkin is getting ready to watch himself on tv.
Housewives want casual sex Baskerville His scriptwriter Elmo Francis Matthews is at his side. After returning his broken empties, Tony purchases an Italian wine, Chateau Latour, as well as a small brown ale. After enthusing on English country life, he debunks this Baskervillw where anything and everything is banned.
Tony watches the comedy on tv, introduced by Pete Murray. Soon Tony is decrying "Britain's leading funnyman," to Jerry's discomfort. By now Jerry is getting quite worked up, until Tony spots who he is. Imparting his advice, Tony explains Jerry should include some funny walks in his act.
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Finally Tony spits out a concrete idea Certainly impracticable, and Elmo is right to storm out. Maybe the others ought to have taken his lead.
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Then there was one. Yes, that was a parable for Hancock. Maybe rather clever if you look on it as intentionally introspective, but surely not! Tony returns to the pub to watch wrestling on tv. Housewives want casual sex Baskerville viewer, the wrestler himself of course, takes excception to Tony's remarks and floors Tony, who never gets Baskervil,e.
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He shows Ernie an example of his art, taken through a keyhole, "my cqsual has a negligee like that. In a beard, Eric presents a French play, with a lady in a fur coat, but nothing underneath. Eric of course wants to rip it off, "not yet," is the oft Housewives want casual sex Baskerville line. This is one of their classic sketches.
Eric and Ernie's dancing partner has left them, so they have to perform their routine without her. The sketch with their imaginary dancer Adult singles dating in Burton, Texas (TX). overlong.
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Dick Shawn, first time on British television, has an interminably long routine, interminably unfunny too. He's a teacher, and gives Tommy a well rehearsed and delivered reply to the query, "What do you teach? He is slightly nervous in his patter but gets a lorra laughs with huge slides of Liverpudlians as babies.
Celebrities in the audience include Sylvia Sims, a footballer and two boxers. Arthur Haynes with Leslie Noyes stroll on stage complaining that they haven't been chosen to be on the bill Milf personals in Kootenai ID they do not "come from Liverpool," a phrase LN echoes repeatedly.
Mrs Haynes in the shape of Rita Webb comes on stage to er, sing, "what have you got to compare with that in Liverpool?
Kenneth More enjoys a minute with JT before introducing Pete Seeger who gives us two songs, one with a very boring story. After a nondescript dance with men Adult singles dating in Kamay, Texas (TX) suits and diaphanous girls, here comes Frankie Howerd.
He's "in a quandry," though also his confiding best, unsure what jokes to tell after Val Parnell had phoned him, "he riles easily. It's nearly flagging, but he keeps us laughing with a song accompanied by "a funny woman," With These Hands, "nobody goes to Housewives want casual sex Baskerville while I'm on" Palladium menu. Housewives want casual sex Baskerville 10th The Tiller girls dance with four men in wheelchairs, then Bruce joins in, entering in pyjamas and a false nose.
After which he talks openly and jokingly of course about his recent nose operation. Three French acrobats are followed by an odd toast from Bruce to Housewives want casual sex Baskerville Ladies, a reference in particular to some golfing friends he's to join after the show. Finally his new single Clementine.
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Rise Stevens sings in Italian, not a very tuneful choice, not ideal for this show.
But her next is more melodious, One Night of Love, and it's in English too. Beat the Clock has a returning couple from Cambridge. After which a couple from West Wickham never even have time to play their game. Bruce returns with an Adam Faith hairstyle and jacket, "I'm all ready then. Just as well, Bruce says they're both booked for summer shows in Blackpool To Palladium menu. December 3rd - transmitted during the Housewives want casual sex Baskerville strike. A tour de force, clearly well scripted, but was the famous decorating scene partly improvisation?
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Beat the Clock sees Norman interrupt proceedings, it all looks a little sparse Housewives want casual sex Baskerville no hostess! Norman the singer sketch, interrupted by a phone call for Bruce, the old music hall gag as Norman obeys Bruce's instructions, but it's not overdone as Bruce chats to his darling. Norman plays three instruments, sings Wearyin for You and ses three Housewives want casual sex Baskerville instruments, the last one accompanied by Brice on the accordion.
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December 10th Sadly only part one has been preserved in non standard form. It includes some pre show scenes which the Network dvd rather sadly describes as by a "warm-up man. Bruce enters prostrate on the revolving stage, exhausted after the previous Sunday's show with Norman Wisdom. But he's up for singing Getting to Know You and gets to know some of his audience in the way only Brucie can, some nice reactions proving he's the master of the impromptu interview.
He has some enjoyable reminiscing with Ray Housewices, as they pick out members of Jack Parnell's Orchestra, then they sing together a jazzed up version of The Three Bears.
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